e. e. cunnings

OH I’M SORRY, I DIDN’T REALIZE SADDAM HUSSEIN WAS ALIVE AND WRITING WEB FORMS.  MY MISTAKE.

mikescollins:

collegehumor:

8 Weirdly Out Of Character Classic Simpsons Jokes

Because the Internet exists for the sole purpose of making ordered non-topical lists about our favorite things.

Three quick notes before we begin:

1) None of this is actual criticism; it’s nerdy, “Genius At Work”-shirted nitpicking purely so we Simpsons-obsessives can talk about The Simpsons. Think of it like a Bible Study, but with more important source material.

2) The examples here are confined to seasons 2-10.

3) This list doesn’t include out-of-character moments where the out-of-characterness is the joke itself, like when Homer puts on glasses and instantly recites the Pythagorean Theorem. This is a very important distinction (in a very important internet list).

That said, onto the weird moments in the best thing ever made!

Dan Hopper is the best.

One of the most nitpicky things I’ve EVER had the wild pleasure of reading. 

baguettemenots:

Eric Cunningham

Thanks for including me in the baguettes, John! http://baguettemenots.tumblr.com/

Not actually a quote from the video, but still very true, mom.

abbijacobson:

spotastic:

humansofnewyork:

I am a street photographer in New York City. Several months ago, I was approached by a representative of DKNY who asked to purchase 300 of my photos to hang in their store windows “around the world.” They offered me $15,000. A friend in the industry told me that $50 per photo was not nearly enough to receive from a company with hundreds of millions of dollars of revenue. So I asked for more money. They said “no.”

Today, a fan sent me a photo from a DKNY store in Bangkok. The window is full of my photos. These photos were used without my knowledge, and without compensation.

I don’t want any money. But please REBLOG this post if you think that DKNY should donate $100,000 on my behalf to the YMCA in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn. That donation would sure help a lot of deserving kids go to summer camp. I’ll let you guys know if it happens.

Gross behavior DKNY! Make this right.

Not cool.  NOT COOL AT ALL

(via claspy)

Every detail of this is dripping with 7-year-old adorableness.  And blood from Teddy’s face. 

So many questions.  So many of them. 

garlock:

mattfisher:

Essential for any aspiring comedy writer. An unflinching look at how the sausage gets made.

justcraig:

An absolute must read for all comedy fans.

www.sketchcomedyisimportant.com/

This is my bible! Read it or get out of my way!

As a defense against the RIAA, it’s on shaky ground.  But as a core political philosophy? 

I wish this screenshot showed that the flags are animated GIFs. 

ariscott:

A very angry letter I wrote to a newspaper in 6th grade.

I don’t know if I ever sent in a version of it or not. Probably not. My guess is once I got this out on paper, I felt a whole lot better.