OH I’M SORRY, I DIDN’T REALIZE SADDAM HUSSEIN WAS ALIVE AND WRITING WEB FORMS. MY MISTAKE.
Because the Internet exists for the sole purpose of making ordered non-topical lists about our favorite things.
Three quick notes before we begin:
1) None of this is actual criticism; it’s nerdy, “Genius At Work”-shirted nitpicking purely so we Simpsons-obsessives can talk about The Simpsons. Think of it like a Bible Study, but with more important source material.
2) The examples here are confined to seasons 2-10.
3) This list doesn’t include out-of-character moments where the out-of-characterness is the joke itself, like when Homer puts on glasses and instantly recites the Pythagorean Theorem. This is a very important distinction (in a very important internet list).
Dan Hopper is the best.
One of the most nitpicky things I’ve EVER had the wild pleasure of reading.
This death could have been caused by, literally, anything.
The backstory of this whole sketch is that a baby squirrel fell out of a tree directly behind the shoot and it kinda changed us all. But watch it because it is a fun video to watch!
Directed by Ryan Moulton; starring Matt Newell, David Christenson and Jackie Johnson; written by me.
I am a street photographer in New York City. Several months ago, I was approached by a representative of DKNY who asked to purchase 300 of my photos to hang in their store windows “around the world.” They offered me $15,000. A friend in the industry told me that $50 per photo was not nearly enough to receive from a company with hundreds of millions of dollars of revenue. So I asked for more money. They said “no.”
Today, a fan sent me a photo from a DKNY store in Bangkok. The window is full of my photos. These photos were used without my knowledge, and without compensation.
I don’t want any money. But please REBLOG this post if you think that DKNY should donate $100,000 on my behalf to the YMCA in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn. That donation would sure help a lot of deserving kids go to summer camp. I’ll let you guys know if it happens.
Gross behavior DKNY! Make this right.
Not cool. NOT COOL AT ALL
Every detail of this is dripping with 7-year-old adorableness. And blood from Teddy’s face.
Watch this ad for Medifast.
Think about how they made this ad for Medifast.
Fuck this ad for Medifast.
Executive 1: Every kid likes ‘em, so lets make a cartoon about ‘em!
Executive 2: A TV show about a type of candy?
Executive 1: No, no, no. We’ll make them real bears, but they’ll talk, and it’s medieval times, and there’s magic. Dragons, ogres, stuff like that.
Executive 2: What does that have to do with Gummi Bears?
Executive 1: …I already wrote the theme song.
A very angry letter I wrote to a newspaper in 6th grade.
I don’t know if I ever sent in a version of it or not. Probably not. My guess is once I got this out on paper, I felt a whole lot better.