February 2012
1 post
WatchI love Frank in this. In a parallel universe, he’s the best damn cop in town.
…I’m gonna miss Onassis and New York so hard, you guys.
frankhejl:
As you can tell, I love playing cops. I played a cop for most of last month’s show. I will always say yes to a role that has me as a cop. I don’t know why, but I love playing cops.
The wonderful Eric Cunningham wrote this...
January 2012
1 post
December 2011
3 posts
b-r-double o-k-lyn drama: Advice to new Maude... →
digsyfinallyhasa:
Someone actually did ask for this, so I’m not just on a high horse (I mean, I am literally, not metaphorically; I’m riding a horse right now!). A lot of new people got put on Maude teams late last night and I thought I should share some things I’ve learned after being a…
November 2011
3 posts
Watchthefullginsburg:
On the front page of the brand new “Live Funny or Die” politics site from FOD!
October 2011
4 posts
Implicit Lyrics of "Big Poppa", by Christopher...
Man 1: Hey man, if you’re carrying a gun in here, I’m asking you: Please, don’t kill everyone in the building.
Man 2: (skeptical) …why? Not arguing, just trying to hear all sides.
Man 1: Well, there are a lot of attractive women around, who would be killed if you did. That’s my main point here, and probably the one that is most persuasive. Baby.
(Scenario: ...
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September 2011
3 posts
“Reservation only guarantees the rate quoted and shows a customer’s...”
– That is the passage from my RESERVATION agreement the Budget agent quoted back to me when he told me the truck I was going to pick up in four hours did not exist. Nor does any truck of any size in the entire New York City area.
This is like the scene from Seinfeld where he complains about a car...
July 2011
3 posts
June 2011
5 posts
May 2011
5 posts
Finally got my dad watching Breaking Bad.
After a few episodes, his only comment is:
John: Did you notice on the Periodic table how they repositioned Bromine to make it close to Barium?
John Cunningham, ladies and gentlemen.
WatchDVD Commentary
Featuring the voice talents of Michael Hartney, Jon Gutierrez, Marcy Jarreau, Devlyn Corrigan and Stephanie Bencin. Directed by Erik Tanouye
April 2011
3 posts
WatchThere are a lot of very talented people in this video.
…I will list them now: Ben Weinstein, Pam Murphy, Ben Rogers, Jon Gabrus and of course Corey Johnson rocking the gayest of turntables.
leilacohanmiccio:
chamberlain:
Chambaland -...
March 2011
10 posts
Funniest Website on the Internet:
Celebrities Who Are Uncircumsized
Favorite Stupid Lines:
“The foreskin is with them”
“Almost all Swedish-born men are gårded from skars.”
Every weird “category” on this site.
ZACK's Fifth Ave.
johnmilhiser:
Zack’s Fifth Avenue UCBcomedy.com
Watch more comedy videos from the twisted minds of the UCB Theatre at UCBcomedy.com
Check out Milhiser’s tumblr ovah here!
“Mister Rogers is a stubborn man, and so on the day I ask about the color of his...”
– From this article on Mr. Rogers. I’m no fan of long articles, but this one is incredibly worth it. You may cry.
Should "Retarded" be Retired from the Comedic... →
chriskelly:
This is a really good read on a really good website.
The idea that non-mentally-handicapped people are ‘reclaiming’ the word on behalf of the very people they’re insulting is ridiculous. Yes, it should be retired.
February 2011
14 posts
WatchAnd now a collection of my favorite quotes from the facebook post for this Onion News Network video, which featured two high school photos of my old pal Brian Ross:
Taylor Lodes Atta boy.
Buddy Ontra What a fuckin’ stud!!!
Rick Haughton i’d do cody…lol
John Bagnuolo He be my baby daddy, too.
Shane Darling yummy. i cant blame you John b. lol.
Dusty McCraven Young, dumb and...
