e. e. cunnings
A collection of gchat away messages.
(Poetry Pending)
You crazy for this one, Claudia.
(nailedit)
not only do i love the song “empire state of mind”, but the video is pretty killer as well. it’s catches every essence of new york city and makes me a little nostalgic.
My Wedding Vows
My love, my world, my Marlene,
Today we proclaim our love in front of friends and family in the sacred rite of holy matrimony. Most here know how this story began, but for those who haven’t, allow me to share with them the moment that started it all.
It was November 10, 2009. At 8:30AM, I was showering before doing laps, wondering “Do I even enjoy this, really?” A few steps down to the pool and I began the monotonous routine that is lane-swimming. In the lane next to yours. It was written.
After a few laps accompanied only by my thoughts, on one trip back our laps grew synchronized, and there we found ourselves in a rhythmic social display. Face in water, face out of water. Because you’re left-handed (or perhaps a bilateral swimmer because you’re perfect) with every breath we locked eyes for one second before staring back at the black line racing down the pool. We came up for air, but really for eachother. Exhale, inhale, exhale, inhale. I wondered what our kids would look like.
I swam a little harder, goading you into a race. But you were in no hurry and enjoyed the game already started. Your face was beautiful; your eyes were a blue like the weird color of a pool, but not weird in this context. Ten meters left and I wondered, am I imagining this? As we reached the bored lifeguard’s feet, on your last breath I saw the slightest upturn of a smirk. This is the smirk you make when I take photos of us on our vacations together.
That smirk is all I thought about on the trip back to our starting line. On the return, my back was to you, unable to read the thoughts on your face. But I saw the smirk, I know I saw it. Now what, though. Are we going to play the game again? Yeah, let’s play again. Let’s play again old together.
But when I turned to ask you for another dance, you weren’t there. You were walking to the bench where your towel sat. Out of the pool, I saw your swimsuit bottom had little flares kinda like short shorts — the type that burn their presence into your mind. My thoughts raced. But you were already up the stairs. The length of the pool now between us. A pool separated us, after it had brought us together. And foiled! This wasn’t the hour of day I normally get to swim and I knew I’d probably never see you in that pool again: a hydrotango cut short.
Luckily a few months later, I saved your life when you tripped in front of a bus and now we’re married, so it all worked out, no worries.
Passive Aggressive Corporate Emails.
I used to have a Netflix 3-at-a-time plan, then canceled my subscription. A year later, I subscribed again on a 1-at-a-time plan, and I thought they’d be happy to have me back. Apparently not.
Killgore (via ari_nyc)
Alllllllllllright, I’m gonna make sure to see this next year.
Photo Finish - Episode 1 | Miami Dolphins
Check out what Claudia made. Baaaallller
The important thing to remember about a post-Second-Coming spiritual paradise is that moose are fairly prevalent.
While waiting for my friend to pick me up to head to the stadium (we carpool. We’re on the “Obama plan” as he calls it), I was given literature by a jehovahs witness.
As you may or may not recall, this happened to me when I first moved here outside the house I was subletting.
I’m DEFINITELy not in NYC anymore.
Genies don’t wear denim.
What an asshole.
One of my favorites.
The Shining - Trailer mash-up (via kuzetar)
-Email to the Shouts & Murmurs submission address: shouts@newyorker.com
[…]
-On average how many submissions do you receive each week for the Shouts & Murmurs section?
-I’d say around one hundred. - From “And Here’s the Kicker”, a quote I’m sure The New Yorker’s Susan Morrison will be regretting once she sees this number skyrocket.
Let it be known, Claudia is the first to predict Lady Gaga as the 2009 Halloween Cliche Costume. I was a little skeptical at first, but white wig + tights/leggings + lightning bolt + ventriloquistdummylipstick = lady gaga.
It’s quick, not hard to make, and most importantly, it is an easily sexified costume.
i predict lady gaga costumes will be this year’s amy winehouse (as in, they will be on EVERY CORNER).
(photo via american apparel)
The mere sight of “Key Largo” has gotten Kokomo stuck in my head.
Our location right now. We’re still 92 miles from Key West. Which means another hour and a half in the car.
This is the Top Ten chart on iTunes.
- Haven’t heard it.
- Haven’t heard it.
- Who?
- Who?
- WHO?
- Saw it on the VMAs.
- Don’t get me started.
- But really, who?
- WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
- Saw it on Leno.
I am officially a geezer.
pretty much what eric said. minus the leno thing. i mean, who watches LENO?
I am a retired citizen and can’t stay up until Carson or whoever that feller is. Comedy at 10PM, right?!
PS. Unrelated, but Claudia’s blog is gorgeous, if you haven’t noticed.
This is the Top Ten chart on iTunes.
- Haven’t heard it.
- Haven’t heard it.
- Who?
- Who?
- WHO?
- Saw it on the VMAs.
- Don’t get me started.
- But really, who?
- WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
- Saw it on Leno.
I am officially a geezer.
