e. e. cunnings
A collection of gchat away messages.
(Poetry Pending)
(Poetry Pending)
Man 1: Hey man, if you’re carrying a gun in here, I’m asking you: Please, don’t kill everyone in the building.
Man 2: (skeptical) …why? Not arguing, just trying to hear all sides.
Man 1: Well, there are a lot of attractive women around, who would be killed if you did. That’s my main point here, and probably the one that is most persuasive. Baby.
(Scenario: Never resolved.)
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